A book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson.
– Submitted by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, Calif.
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
– Submitted by Robby S., Putnam Valley, N.Y.
Pee Wee: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!
– Submitted by Philip K., Marshalltown, Iowa
Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.
– Submitted by David D., Guyton, Ga.